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JOAN HAD A BABY MONKEY!!!

JOAN!!! BABY MONKEY FROM JOAN!!!

The internet's acting slow to no photos today, but soon!

This has been a rapid-fire update; stay tuned for more!

Last week of work what! (Also yey monkeys monkeys!!!)

I have no idea how this happened. Probably because time acts linearly...shocking!

As of today, we have 4.5 days of work remaining. Of course, the work is still pretty crazy - leaving for the field at 5:30, not getting back until 7 or so in the evening. Curse you Earth's shifting orbit!

On the plus side, that means we have tonnes of daylight with which to focal monkeys and collect poops! In fact, rather than three sets of focals each week, now we're managing four! Can I get a whoop-awhoop-a-doop-yeah?

No?

Oh...that's okay too. I guess extra time spent staring at monkeys and their posterior protrusions isn't a party for everyone...sigh...

It is going to be a shock leaving Azrou. N, J, and I have become regulars at a local cafe (Cafe Flora) where we drink cafe au lait, jus d'avocad, and milleui avec fromage et amilou. Oh, the life of sitting and gossiping in the sun...so pleasant!

Mmmm...avocado juice...

Anyway! I have some extra time to kill now, and I think it's time you met some (more) of the monkeys!!!

BUT FIRST! BIG NEWS!!!!! ALERT ALERT!!!! There are now baby monkeys!!!! One of the females you can learn about below, Dakota, had a little baby boy this week. We have decided to name him Davos (after the Game of Thrones character - the theme for this generation of monkeys), and he is already the centre of attention of the group. Males are all trying to get in on the baby action, teeth chattering and trying to sandwich the infant. Oh, and the monkeys are also into Davos, just after Jamie and Paddy have had their turn.

And now for the monkeys!

Read more...or...

Crazy Times


I warned you, didn't I? Warned you that I wouldn't be updating regularly?

WELL IT WAS TRUE!!!

Although my gut instinct is telling me that I should just write out another bullet list of things that we've experienced again (I love point-by-point information delivery systems), but instead I'm going to create a highlight reel:
  • That time we went to Spain kind of (to Ceuta specifically)
  • That time we planned to go to Spain for realsies
  • That time it snowed again
  • Dung beetles!
and last, but not least,
  • That time someone asked me to marry them within 1 minute of introducing himself
If I have time amongst the madness of field work, I might go into this more. For now, you'll have to be satisfied with this bare minimum of posting. 

Also, because people have been pestering me for photos - you know who you are -  have another picture!

The combination of semi-unreliable internet and large file sizes means that each photo takes about 5 minutes to upload after 10 minutes of file compression. So for now, NO MORE PICTURES FOR YOU! At least, not until I have much more down town or a much better internet connection (did someone say vacation?)

I also have pictures of lizards, lichen, and rocks! But I assume you're all here for the monkeys. I mean, that's why I'm here!

This is what a good day looks like!

I realized that many of you don't know what our day-to-day life is like here in Azrou. Here's what a good day is like for the team from yesterday:
  • Wake up by 5am, stretch and ready to go
  • Breakfast: hot, strong coffee and peanut-butter and jelly
  • Get out of the house by 6:15am
  • Drive up through the park - all the while hoping to avoid road closures if its snowing
  • Park as near as we can to where the monkeys were settling down the night before
    • On good days, we find the groups still sleeping where we left them
    • On bad days...it can take hours to track them down!

  • EXPERIMENT TIME! We've been running a novel object experiment to see how different monkeys react to a new stimulus in their environment, and whether social standing, age, or sex impact how strong their responses are. Our novel object: a Spiderman-themed child's punching bag
    • Despite our hopes, none of the monkeys seemed to care for our Spiderman punching bag; they continued with their regular morning schedule without much more than a curious glance. Oh well!
  • After a quick attempt at the experiment, we're off to the Blue Group - fortunately, we get there in what I like to call the "magic hour"
    • If you didn't know already, something special happens to the monkeys' digestive systems from 10-11 in the morning - they poop. When it's your job to collect one faecal sample from each monkey each day, 10-11am is the hour to shine!
    • Speaking of poop, in the past 2 days I have:
      • Scooped green goop off of the side of a tree 
      • Followed a monkey for 5 hours to find out that it only had a dirty bottom
      • Determined which monkey was most likely to have deposited a poop sample  based on the temperature of the sample in the tube (that's right - temperature)
As you can tell, I've had poop on the brain for some time now...MOVING ON!
  • Behavioural focal follows
    • These days, now that I'm more well-trained by Patrick and Liz, I'm able to do 6 to 12-half hour behavioural follows per day
    • Today was a relatively calm day, as I only needed to follow 6 monkeys today starting at noon
    • The monkeys were lovely; the bloody tourists were not!
      • I love that the park can bring in tourists to come and visit the monkeys - I just wish that they weren't so disruptive. Massive tour busses will pull up along the side of (narrow) road at the first glimpse of a monkey, opening its doors to allow bustling loud tourists to pour out into the forest armed with biscuits, cameras, and shouting. Much like a group of toddlers overstimulated by toys and fuelled by sugar, tourists inevitably make tracking the monkeys' behaviours rather more difficult.  
    • Even when there aren't tourists bustling through the forest, the monkeys are never boring. Here are some of my favourite observations from the past few days:
      • Saw a lady named Rebecca self-suckle - this is seen rarely and the reason for this type of behaviour isn't clear
      • It isn't the season for mating right now, so you can imagine how many times we've seen the male monkeys masturbating. More often than not, this is followed by consumption of the resultant ejaculate. Waste not, want not!
      • Noddy (one of my favourite monkeys - a darling old man who appears senile and adorable), shook himself so hard during a scratch that he knocked himself over
      • Nico, Sarah's daughter and a pampered member of the group (and by pampered I mean well-fed - she's bordering on obese due to the attention and feeding she receives from the tourists) faced some social hardship. This morning, she was tormented by a cheeky subadult female, Joplin. It went something like this - Nico was terribly upset at Joplin, baring her teeth and grunting, but every time she lunged out to Joplin aggressively Joplin would gracefully clamber up into narrow tree branches. Needless to say this left Nico sitting angrily like a ruffled sausage, restricted to the large basal branches.
      • For some reason, young male monkeys frequently stick their faces into the older males' crotches. Any explanations for this would be welcome, but at this point the sheer number of face-to-crotch interactions between young and mature males is slightly alarming!
    • Don't let these fun experiences fool you, though - most of the day is spent running, picking up poop, and generally lamenting the exasperation of chasing monkeys around the woods. 
      • So. Much. Poop. So. Much. Running. So. Many. Crazy. Monkeys. 
  • I also found some interesting dead things today!
    • 1. A complete dog skull on the side of the hill! I won't be able to take it back to Canada with me, but for for now I've smuggled it back to the flat wrapped up in one of the many, many plastic bags that float around the tourist sites (seriously, the amount of litter here is horrifying, even in the more remote areas frequented by the Green group)
    • Auto-mummified bug! Speaking of litter, there are hundreds of alcohol bottles. Inside of one I found a dung beetle, perfectly preserved in the alcohol! Naturally, it came home with me along with the skull.
Sorry for the brevity of this update, but our days are getting longer and the work is getting more tiring. I'd expect these posts to become fewer and further between until I get home to Canada.

On the plus side, now you all have evidence that I'm alive! Three cheers for cellular respiration!

Update: the sun is a jerk

We now have to leave the flat at 6:15 because of the ever-earlier sunrise.

We now leave the field at 6:30 because of the ever-later sunset.

As much as I love how spring is sproinging around here, I love sleep, and the sun is proving itself a formidable enemy.

Have I ever mentioned that I'm not exactly a morning person?

The effect of tourists on my sanity, and other updates

Working with the blue group on a Sunday is like trying to use chopsticks and flies to learn karate.

Yes, it is possible. If you succeed, you can accomplish anything. But until you do succeed, you risk permanent confusion, exasperation, and insanity.

Sundays are big party days in Azrou - many locals take the opportunity to travel to the park with picnics, percussion sets, and snacks for the monkeys. Working to the sound of singing and drums is wonderful and it's amazing to see how nature can draw a crowd no matter where in the world you might be.

However, when you're there to observe and record every behaviour that an excitable monkey acts out while in a frenzy of activity, you'd rather some piece and quiet. It can be a bit difficult to appreciate music when your focal target is running around the park jostling for food, tourist attention, or a quiet space to be left to eat.

I think the monkeys know about the Sunday draw to nature, too. This morning the Blue group was nowhere near their usual haunt when we started to look for them - they had moved down the road to a relatively secluded spot. By the time L. and I had found them, the madness had begun.

There's this one infant monkey. I don't know his name, so I'm going to call him Tigglyman. Tigglyman is a little sh*t. For whatever reason, his new favourite game is jump-from-the-tree-run-to-Mairin-and-jump-on-her-ha-ha-ha-hilarious. Despite the fact that this would normally be endearing and at least slightly acceptable, there are 2 major issues with this behaviour.
  1. It is difficult to be a researcher if your subjects change their actions based on your presence. Also because it's just plain bad. Monkeys should not be that comfy with their human researchers (shakes fist angrily at tourists for setting a bad human precedent)
  2. When a juvenile gets too up-in-your-business, the adults notice. And get excited. And then angry. And then aggressive. You can see how this might backfire.
Despite my best attempts to keep an eye on Tigglyman, twice he managed to do a jump-sprint at me and jump on my legs. He thinks it's hilarious. The adults think I'm being a danger to him. I think it's terrifying!

SOME HOURS LATER

I did real science today! Collected 5 focals, completed 6 hourly scans, and practiced the experimental protocols. That may not sound like much, but these data are going to be used for science! IT'S SO COOL!

Otherwise today was pretty normal, other than the fact that I had my first look-a-Westerner-scientist-who-looks-like-a-dork-in-research-gear tourist interaction today. A bunch of guys came up to me, asking for a photo. I thought they wanted me to take a photo of them. But no! One by one, they all got a photo with me. They were over the moon when I gave a thumbs up in one photo. Not sure how I feel about being a form of tourist attraction...should have known that my rubber rainpants and binoculars combo would send bring them running.

Who says science isn't sexy?

Food. An important part of this nutritious breakfast!

Monkey business aside, much of my mental energy has gone into food recently. Thinking about it, buying it, eating it, eating more of it...it would be a shame for me to not spend a bit of time causing you all to salivate as much as I have recently.

THEREFORE! It is only appropriate that I go over the mythologically-proportioned variety of deliciousness that lives here. Prepare your bibs - it is drool time. 

1. Tajine - previously featured, but so yummy it deserves a second nod - named after the clay pan-thing it's cooked in, tajine (or tagine) is essentially a sort of stew. It's actually rather hard to describe because it describes any number of things made in this pan (think Moroccan casserole)



2. Khobz - a thick, Moroccan bread that is pretty crumbly, but can be bought anywhere and is super-filling.


3. Sweet tea - seriously. Sa-weet. The Moroccans love, love, love sugar in their tea. It took me ages to figure out that their "special" tea was just regular green tea with mint and about 4 sugar cubes.


4. Couscous - the food so nice they named it twice - yum yummy yum yum yay yum. Most often served with chickpeas and roasted veg, comme รงa:


5. Msemen - a layerey, doughy, oiley, stretchy, delicious pancake creation made of dreams and goey goodness. Serve it hot and filled with goats cheese and holy macaroni I'll take twelve million.






6. Spices and figs and dates and wow - so, not really exclusively Moroccan, but wowie wow wow wowie wow. Ruff. There are streets lined with vendors, and the impulse to buy and eat everything is almost unavoidable.


7. Pastries - speaking of impulsively buying and eating everything...have I mentioned the cheap pastries yet? Pastries that cost, oh, 1 dirham each? That are delicious and fresh and hot from the oven with an unmistakably French amount of butter and flakey layers?


The struggle is real.

8. Mille-feuille - yes, it is a pastry, and no, I don't care. It gets its own entry. My blog, my stomach, my rules! Translated to a million leaves, it is crisp flakes of pastry between layers of custard, with a sweet chocolatey frosted top. Despite being only 2 dirham each, I'm at high risk of bankruptcy because of these tiny delicious demons.

Ugh. Stupid. I hate you, mille-feuille. You're so stupid and perfect and delicious and perfect.

Holy 3 weeks, Batman!

Strange how time passes. Some days, it feels like I've only just arrived in Morocco. Others, it feels like I've been here for years. Maybe I've hit senility early?

Regardless! I'm beginning my fourth week of work tomorrow, and can't explain just how happy I am to be here. There are definitely tonnes of things (and people, especially people) I miss back home, but I can't imagine leaving this experience. Yes, it is cold and wet and miserable at times, but overall what a great adventure it's been so far.

Pssshhhtt. Here I am writing like I'm leaving when I have 2 months to go. Bah! Enough of that!

Not much to report over the last few days, so it's time for an overview post. At this point in my work, I'm feeling like a real part of the group. No, it hasn't been perfect and I've definitely embarrassed myself on multiple occasions (what's new?), but the research team feels like its growing closer and friendlier over time.

Another bonus - I've found myself getting to know the monkeys, too. Moving beyond recognition, I have recently become familiar with their own personal quirks and habits. For example, Caspar's always getting into fights and is a bit of a sociopath. Meanwhile, Rocky is a bit lazy, Gulliver is laid back, Tim is shy, Joey is an obnoxious teenager, Eliza's getting into fights she can't win in her senility, and Sarah's a bully...getting to know the monkeys has been incredible.*

Breaking news
As of 10 minutes ago, I've been told I passed my reliability tests! This means that, as of this week, I'm collecting data! Officially! Collecting data for science! ON MONKEYS! GAHAHAHAH!!!!

*Not to mention incredibly useful in my human-based endeavours. I can now apply more monkey terms to people than ever before!

Sores, boars, soars, and snores. Ai hiyena!

Or, as the old Jewish man in me might say, oy vey!

Yesterday was some kind of a day. Let's start at the top, shall we? BULLETED LIST ACTIVATE *brrzt*

Sores
  • BLAM Woke up for a 6:30 departure = sleepy and dozy and generally unsavory attitudes
  • Upon hitting up the Green monkey site with Jamie and Paddy, what do we find but no monkeys? 
    • This is happening MUCH more often than I might like
  • Therefore split the party - Paddy finds the group. At the top of a quarry. Covered in icy snow. That leads to a 75m drop. With a rock solid finish if you should slip up. Sketchy doesn't begin to cover the trek
  • C'est la vie, we continue on...we drudge on, more like
    • Ice + slush + sun + steep hills + hyper monkeys = exhausting field work (also sunburnt Mairin with windburn and weird cold-blisters all over my hands. Sun AND cold FTW)
Following monkeys as they run up and down an area called the Alps (I joke you not - these were some serious rocky ground protrusions) is killer for the legs though. I'm thinking of starting up a fitness routine called the Field Fifty - spend fifty days chasing 50 monkeys in 50cm of snow for 50 minutes of every hour. Guaranteed to at least make you a more patient person.

Also chilblains. Character and chilblains.
Boars
  •  SUPER POSITIVE EVENT OF THE DAY GOES TO: BOAR SIGHTINGS! 
I knew there were wild boars in the area - heck, I've followed their tracks accidentally, seen the torn up earth evidence of their feeding, and stepping in their droppings. Never did I expect to see any.

BUT BLAMARAMA! At around 3, as the sun was starting to slant towards its less-deadly-angle, the monkeys go silent. Suddenly one alarm bark, then another, and the monkeys are running up the trees. Meanwhile, the other researchers and I have no idea what is going on. We are so far into the woods, there's no way that there are dogs or shepherds out here...
*shuffle shuffle*
"What's that?"
*snort shuffle*
Could it be?
ZOOM! Out of the woods runs this giant boar! An almost mythological beast, with a flowing brown mane and intimidating tusks runs along the hilltop, silhouetted perfectly against the blue sky. It was gorgeous! Snow spilling out from behind his feet, he ran around being territorial and manly and absolutely awe-inspiring. I had no idea that boars could be as big or as fast as this thing. Only after he had disappeared over the hill (after doing a lovely set of aggressive pirouettes) did I realize that we were in danger...before then I was just breathlessly amazed by this powerful creature.

Imagine this, but with added majesty

Wait, there's more! After walking over the hill to continue focalling monkeys, there was another snort and snuffle from across the valley. Not one, not two, but a whole family of boars rustled through the forest, complete with three baby piglets! GAH! SO CUTE AND SO AMAZING AND SO AWESOME!

Soars
  • Warning - near death experience ahead, complete with dramatization fuelled by adrenaline.

After the final monkey was focalled, the final faecal sample was collected, and the monkeys settled in to sleep, we realized just how far we had come in the day. Paddy had no idea where we were ("Somewhere in the Alps, maybe? Portugal perhaps? I think the sun sets over Azrou, so if we walk this way..."). After trekking up a mini-mountain covered in ice so thick you had to stab your boots into the side to get any hold at all, we sorted out our directions as the last of the sun started to set over the hills. Not a good start to the walk back to the car.

We're moving along well, sliding as little as possible, when we reach a huge icy hill. This is not a small mound of dirt, but a 45 degree slope with no crunchable snow to be seen. Only a thick sheet of ice. Of course, we need to cross it. I went first, confident in my ability to hack a path across with my hiking boots.

It went something like this: kick the ground as hard as possible - boot creates a 2 inch shelf - use shelf to shift weight in order to kick the next step - repeat as required.

For the first 50 feet, this worked. Kick, shift, kick, shift...suddenly the rhythm changed when my kick failed to create a divet, and rather than shifting my weight onto a small ice shelf, I shifted it off the edge of the hill. There I was, gaining speed as I toppled down the hill towards a strand of oak trees, eagerly waiting to catch all of my momentum in an icy crunch.

As you may have figured out, no, I did not die. About 10 feet from the trees, I managed to flip myself over and stick my boots into the snow enough to stop. Luckily enough, I only sustained cuts along my hands, arms, and back with nothing deeper than a shallow slice.

I figure that I need to hurtle out of control down a steep hill at least once every 6 months to ensure that my adrenal glands are working. So far, can confirm, they are doing their bit.

Snores
  • Unique cooking experience - I made a Moroccan dish for dinner - tajine (basically a sort of stew type thing...) with a bunch of vegetables, dates, tomatoes, and a curry base on quinoa, alongside a ramshackle banana bread 

Tajine (one variety, at least). I could, and plan to, eat this every day.
  • Surprisingly delicious...still unclear whether this is the result of actual culinary ability or stomachs eager for calories in any form
    • Of course, the flavour was likely augmented by impromptu dance parties and singing in the kitchen - research currently in progress

  • Stomachs full and legs aching, it's time for sleep. All 6 hours of it...did I mention we leave the house at 6:30 now?
Bed. Sleep. Calm. Rest. Necessary things after a long day, wouldn't you say?

Unfortunately, the local dogs don't agree with this mentality. It's always a gamble with the pooches - which night is going to be calm? Which is going to be a futile effort in agonized wakefulness? Who knows?!

And although the mingling of dog howls and call to prayers from the mosque next door is stimulating enough to wake me up in the morning, I'd rather if they limited their activity to the hours after 5:30am. Maybe I'll put up fliers...anyone know how to say "Go the f**k to sleep" in Darija Arabic?

A meteorological aside

Although I'm sure you'd love to hear more about monkeys, some days are really more about coping with the elements than about chasing fuzzy primates around the hills.

Rather than delving into the antics of the green group, I'd like to explain to you all the complex evolution of my feelings towards snow.

It has its positives and its negatives. And because I'm tired, it's list time.

Pros of snow:
  • Tracking -  it's far easier to know where a group is when you see a little trail of footprints leading from the sleeping trees
  • Mobility - rather than stumbling around rocks buried in 3 feet of snow, you can just walk over them! Sort of. Mis-steps lead to some pretty major ankle-twisting-attempts
  • Overheating effectively negated - hiking around all day getting you hot-headed? No worries. Stop moving for about 4 seconds and you're back to frigid temperatures!
Cons of snow:
  • Tracking - it's far harder to find a group of monkeys when you knew where they were, but the snow has covered up their tracks. Also, following monkey tracks is deceptively difficult. Their tiny bodies don't break the surface layer. Our clunky meat-suits unfortunately do.
  • Mobility - did I mention the hidden logs, ravines, creeks, and caves that eagerly await your legs? It's basically an arctic version of the Sarlac.
  • Heat effectively negated - now, I have fond memories of playing in the snow in Ontario growing up. What I failed to remember was the length of the play sessions. Sure, 2 hours is no problem. After 4 you can't feel your toes. After 6, hand coordination is a distant memory. After 11, you aren't even sure if your body works any more.

Now, I should mention that today was the first day of sun after a long period of snow up in the park. In the deep patches, I'd say there are about 3-4 feet of snow. You might think the sun is an amazing blessing after all of this time, and it is! But...

Pros of sun:
  • Holy cow my everything doesn't hurt
  • What is this? Warmth? AMAZING.
  • I feel alive for once
Cons of sun:
  • Slush - as if 3 feet of snow isn't bad enough, when you add in 14 degree weather and sun (what happened today), movement is almost impossible. Yes, you will not freeze to death, but every step feels like a stair-climber made of molasses and fire. 
  • Heat - no, drudging through half-melted snow-slush up to your thighs is not a chilly prospect. It's friggen hot, and incredibly exhausting.
  • It tries to kill you - snow + sun = sun everywhere. This deserves explanation.
    • Visibility nulled, which equals increased likelihood of falling into said ditches, etc. Also makes it incredibly difficult to watch monkeys who like to sit in the sun
    • Reflecting UV rays EVERYWHERE - have you ever had a sunburn on your eyelids? Let me just say that it is not pleasant.
    • Fiery ball of death. I mean, just look at it:Sun unleashes first X-class flare of 2014 

In conclusion, until the snow is gone, I'm going to be a bit of an unhappy camper. Although I'll never forget how much snow has done for me...like the treacherous friend who does things for you to barter forgiveness.

And after snow day....poop day

9 poops. One day. Basically all you need to know.

By the way, that's a big deal. Enough of a big deal to merit beer and pizza dinner. Go team monkey butts!

Snow day?!

In spite of my most definitely being in Africa, we've had snow. Lots of it. Enough to merit a snow day two days ago, and a near snow day yesterday.


February 17 - We headed up the mountain - roads are clear, sky is looking promising, no worries whatsoever. As soon as we get out of the car and start hiking, it starts to snow a bit. Then the wind kicks in, and the fog rolls over our site.

Now, if you've ever tried to spot monkeys in the woods, it's hard enough when the weather is clear. When it is foggy, you're straight out of luck. Nevertheless, J. and I hiked for a few hours in the snow and fog trying desperately to find the monkeys. We returned to the car for a quick tea break, when suddenly blizzard.

So there we are, huddled in the car, watching snow pile on the windshield and windows, hoping beyond hope that we would get a call from Paddy saying "okay, call the whole thing off."

Instead we got a text: "Found them. I'm sending you the GPS."

Curses! Our warm selves were about to be subjected into the freezing once again! Fortunately, while we were still whining and whinging in the car, we got a phone call relieving us of our duties (not for our own sakes, but for the sake of the tiny car which was liable to get stuck on the road if the snow continued).

So we went home, drank tea, practised our ID's, and began data entry. Luckily for me, I also got the chance to practice my programming! The data that comes out of the tiny computers is terribly messy (shocking! Another issue with the boxes of death? Who might have guessed?!) and it takes hours to convert it manually from the format it is in to the format we need it to be in.

If ever there was a need for a data manipulation script, this was it. Luckily, data manipulation scripts are my jam. So rather than spending the afternoon manually switching the data over, I spent a few hours writing a code. And voila! Time saved. I do love programming!

February 18 - Yesterday was a full day too - we had a few bumps in the morning (flat tire, road closures, snowed in road), but eventually found the monkeys around 11. Unfortunately, we had to hike into the site (~30mins) before even beginning to look for the monkeys. Let's just say that my legs are going to be iron by the time I'm through here. Because daaaaaang. Hiking. For hours. Every day. It's starting to have it's impact.

On a completely different note, watching monkeys really distorts what feels normal. Wading through mud looking for a poop? No problem. Intently watching copulations and writing down specific notes? Perfectly fine. Dry socks after a shower? World-changing experience. In fact, just yesterday, as I was watching a male monkey masturbate up in a tree, I had a sudden lucid moment. To my readers: try not to have lucid moments while watching monkeys masturbate. It is psychologically jarring and left me shattered for a good 3 seconds. At least!

I'm sure given enough therapy, I'll muster enough strength to regain some normality. But until then, assume I've lost my marbles.

Reflections on my first week

So, the first week is over!

You've already heard about the first two days of work, and because the others are pretty similar I'll briefly describe them before commencing the soul-shattering deep philosophical dissection. 

Feb 13 (day 3):
Not too much to report here! Spent my first day with the Green group, made a few favourite friends (there's an older male named George who is just a darling. If I could, I'd kiss his nose - however, because there are a lot of pointy things on the front of his face that would like to kiss my nose, I'll hold back).

I spent the day ghosting Paddy, practising ID'ing and getting a better feel for the behaviours I'll be collecting later on. Other than this, we ran our first successful experiment! Our audio experiment consists of playing an alarm call to the group from a hidden speaker and seeing how the group responds to a foreign aggressive noise.

Although I wish I could report fantastic findings, turns out the male we were focussing on may have been deaf. In fact, he fell asleep halfway through the trial. Silly old Ozz...

Feb 14 (day 4):
Ugh. Bad day. Although the weather was beautiful and we managed to run a successful experiment on the Blue group, it ended on a sour note. At around 9am, Liz and I were sent out into the wide yonder to seek out and study the Green group. We arrived at the Amphitheatre, where they were sleeping the night before, to find them. Lo and behold, they aren't there.

No problem, that just means we have to look in their usual haunts. Feeding bushes? Nope. Other sleeping site? Nope. Valleys in between? Nope. Back to the Amphitheatre? Nope. Back through different valleys? Nope.

Daily totals:
Hours spend searching: 8
Monkeys seen: 0
Trips between the two sleeping sites: 5
Valleys surveyed: 4
Distance walked: 20km, all through the snow and under the hot sun (yes, a contradiction I know, but trust me on this - deep snow that sucks in the feet combined with a blazing sun is possible!)

We ended up giving up and submitting to the monkey's deceit, knowing full well that someone was going to have to head up there and try again the next day. What a feeling of frustration! At least we got to spend an extra hour with the Blue group, where I tried my first practice focal on the computers of doom (remember the non-QWERTY keyboard? Yes, that.)

RETURN TO HELL FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, WINDOWS 98 RUNNING FIEND!


On the bright side, I cooked a super-rad dinner of Chinese dumplings and spicy cabbage soup. Woot woot!

Feb 15 (day 5):
Because of the special occasion of Liz's birthday and since we had walked our legs off yesterday, we were given the Blue group today. Sounds easy enough, right?

Wrong. We get to their sleeping site and they aren't there. What monkey in their right mind would get out of bed before 7:30am in the freezing cold dark?*

To cut a long story short, we searched again. Another good hike for the two of us. Fortunately, it was a quicker find that ended in success - after only 4 hours of searching, we found them by the roadside. Unfortunately, this site came at a cost.

Tourists.

It was a crack in a dam: first a trickle, then a deluge of madness. Like zombies, they stumbled out of their cars, falling over themselves as they attempted to cross the barricade of the snow bank in order to throw bits of human food at the monkeys. Meanwhile, their shrieks of either fear, cold, or fascination mingled with the honking of cars as they attempted to traverse the barricade left by the abandoned vehicles. Of course, this hubub caused the monkeys to behave erratically and jump all over the place, screaming, fighting, and generally behaving nastily.

All to the dismay of Liz and I who were attempting to track them.

Fortunately, the monkeys soon scattered, finished with the bombardment of human attention. They quickly scooted up into some trees and headed to sleep. Not before I spend a half hour waiting for one to defecate...silly thing! She was too busy copulating (five times in one hour - very impressive, although I just wanted the poop. Even my attempts to persuade her with song failed. I guess I'm not a good Poopsmith...)
Replace the shovel with a tiny plastic tube, and that's me. Yes, my hair has fallen out and I was stung by 12 bees, right on the lip.



By the end of the day, we had collected all of the data we needed for the week, minus my failed faecal sample.

Because it was Liz's birthday, dinner consisted of couscous cooked by Hadija, our fantastic landlady; cakes; and chips from a local shop. Delicious, and the perfect end to a hectic week.

Feb. 16 (day off wooot!):
Today was fantastic! I got a lot done, but will note bore you with the details. Time for my favourite information communication method: bullet points!

  • Slept in until 8 (!!!) and read a book for about an hour before getting up and having a shower
  • Lovely breakfast accompanied by "Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me"
  • Did laundry in the bathroom (which consists of a shower head, a tap, and a hole in the ground for all of the water and various...bathroom activities that one may require - upon special request, I'll be adding a photo, but for now, imagine this with the addition of a shower head:
    I'm getting the hang of it, too! Sort of...as the bathroom floor is always wet from showers, you get used to soggy socks
  • Wandered Azrou with Jamie while Paddy drove Liz to the airport in Fes for her week off
  • Didn't get lost in Azrou! 
    • Bought baking (yes, colonialism is a terrible smear on any country's history, but dang, I do love the French influence in Morocco - 10c croissants, pastries, and baguettes are a wonderful thing!), plus delicious fruits, veg, dates, figs, and Moroccan thick breads
    • Managed to buy contact lens solution for Jamie despite not knowing any of the French for it...poor Moroccan shop owners must live in fear of our visits
    • More importantly, DIDN'T GET LOST!!!
  •  Helped J make some ravioli, had silly Skypes with the mother unit, and generally relaxed. Amazing. 

Now for the moment you've all been waiting for: the soulful and utterly tear wrenching dissection:
I am one with the monkeys now. It is too late for me. Save yourselves!
But seriously, wet and cold aside, I'm having a fantastic time. Don't let my bitterness above convince you otherwise - when the monkeys are around sans tourists, something clicks inside. We'll see if the feeling sticks, but for now, I'm thrilled to be here.

I should mention, this blog probably isn't going to be terribly active for the remainder of the trip, except for when there are crazy things happening (fires, bear attacks, tattoos, really nifty rocks, stuff like that).

*Biologists not included**
**some doofus goaded me about humans not being monkeys, so, for the record, humans == apes, humans != monkeys. Happy now, dweeb?


Work work work

Today was a hoot and a half. Even...a pant-hoot and a half! Tee hee!

Last night went something like this:
Body: Hey, you should be awake. All of you. Let's go. This is important. You should not be sleeping so early in the afternoon.
Brain: Yes, but consider that you are in a different time zone and need to prepare yourself for work in 7 hours. 
Body: Details, details. Hey, you remember that cold you think you may have caught ? It's coming hard and strong...right NOW!
 Blam - Sinus pain, clogged nose, and throat drowning in slimy slime. This results in next to no sleep.
In spite of my brain's inability to coerce the body into behaving, at 6am I am ready to go!

My first day in the field was a colour wheel of new experiences - blue, green, and police.

Let me explain. We are studying two groups of monkeys that are named after colours. While the blue group is located near a prime tourist spot, and is therefore well fed, generally fat, rather lazy, and often ill-tempered, the green group is further from the road and is unhabituated to humans.

And yes, police is now a colour.

Perhaps I should start from the beginning. In the AM, we bulked up in our long-johns, gloves, hats, boots, and socks in preparation for the day. The mountains we work in are very snowy, with some patches knee-height. Perfect.

I actually wasn't working with the monkeys today per se. I was mostly orienting myself with the field site, starting to get my ID's sorted out, and generally getting a sense of what the next 3 months are going to look like. It was crazy! Getting to know the monkeys one at a time is a daunting task, and I'm learning to recognize them more slowly than I would have liked. On top of learning all of the monkeys' faces, I also have to be able to recognize and record over 80 different behaviours, and the corresponding codes, to input into handheld personal computers.

For some unknown reason, these computers are old, laggy as a laggard, and have a keyboard arranged in alphabetical order. All this practice with QWERTY for naught!

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So, after 3 hours with the green group, watching them slowly wake up, climb down from their warm trees onto the snowy ground, and grumpily try to gather up as much food as remains on the surrounding bushes, P. and I went down into Azrou to get my papers filled out with the police (they need to know where I'm staying if I am going to be allowed to do research). The landlady came with, turning what might have been a 2+ hour process into a mere 30 minute scamper about town. It's amazing what you can do if you have no fear simply striding in to the minister's office...through the gates of the police office...without waiting for permission. Ai heyena, my Canadian sensitivities!

After sorting out the paperwork, P. and I returned to the mountain and went to the blue group. Lucky day for us, it was a balmy 5 degrees, sunny, and we had doggie companions!

But back to the monkeys. This group is very flamboyant, as they are provisioned by tourists who come by and can afford to spend more energy, well, monkeying around. Needless to say, it was a fun day. But wait! There was a purpose! ID time. Essentially, I just ghosted P. while he did actual work. I also got to collect some faeces! Biology is truly the most glamorous of sciences.

Yesterday finished up around 6:00pm, a full 11 hour day. And I was exhausted (thus the reason for this post being a day late). My evening passed in a blur of dinner, touching base with those back home, putting out socks to dry, and them bam - unconscious.

But wait, there's more!

Because I waited an extra day, you get to hear about what TODAY was like! Incroyable!! (Did I mention that my French is improving? I might even be able to confidently conjugate an irregular verb without having to go through all of the pronouns by the end of this trip!)

Today was another early one - up at 6 and out by 7 is the name of the game. By the time we had driven up the mountain, it was raining. I say raining. I mean it was hailing-snowing-slushing. Just awful stuff! While L. and J. wandered off to find the green group, P. and I stuck to the good ol' boys (and girls) in blue.

Two days with them and I can identify (with at least 50% certainty, that is) the 12 adults that live in the group. Unfortunately, 3 of the males look exceptionally similar to me, and unless they are side-by-side I can't seem to get it right. I have plenty of time to learn, at least! That's what the first week or so is for anyway - learning. Who'd-a-thunk it?

Because of the weather, we finished up early. The reason that we stay so long in the field on typical days is because we need to know where the monkeys are going to sleep that night so we know where to find them the following day. When the weather is bad, however, there are a few spots they tend to stick to which are more sheltered.

I was very glad for the break, to be honest. Mainly because I'm lazy, but also because it was supa-supa-chilly cold (and no, Mum, this doesn't translate into "send Mairin more sweaters" - only the toes and fingertips were feeling it today). Still, 7 hours standing outside in the snow and rain is enough for me to be content.

Tonight, because of the reduced hours, I'm going to be studying my monkey stuff, heading to the local market, and planning some meals. The research group does shared meals, and J. really knocked it out of the park last night with home-made gnocci and lentil sauce. I'm not sure I can compete! And I know that my bad attitude and terrible social skills aren't going to be enough to garner my acceptance into the research clan...time will tell!

Day 1 (kind of sorta) - Trains, trains, and automobiles.

Although technically my second day in Morocco, I think that lying around in pajamas trying to get your internet to work hardly merits a blog entry.

And by that I mean, of course I meant to write one, I just couldn't get the internet to work! *Ahem*

It is worth mentioning, however, the absolute chaos that preceded my trip so far. For those of you unfamiliar with Vancouver Island's geography, it is an island (go figure). As such, you need to take a ferry off of the island to get to Vancouver airport. The ferry ride was probably single-handedly the most stressful 1.5 hours I've yet encountered. You might be asking yourself Why is that, Mairin? What could possibly be aggravating about a simple boat float through the Pacific?

Imagine this scenario and you might understand: on the boat, you realize that your last flight, the one that takes you from Casablanca to Fes where you are meeting the rest of the research team, is impossible to catch. Due to a scheduling mishap, there was a profound struggle on the ferry to figure out an alternative plan, all using the mobile internet provided by my dad's phone.

No problem, right? Get a hotel and take the train the next day. What's the problem with that?

The problem is this, dear readers. Hotels require confirmation that you can pay any unseen fees. This requires a credit card. This in turn requires that you have your credit card on you. You can see how it might be a problem if, say, you didn't have your wallet. Cut to Vancouver airport. Why is Mairin's wallet not in her backpack? Or in her pocket? Or in the car?

Why? Because it is sitting on the floor of the pub that she ate at the previous night. Hurrah hurrah for birthday dinners! Luckily, my mum is the best, and let her borrow her Visa card for the hotel. Double that luck - my boyfriend is also the best, and managed to track down and collect my wallet and is sending it to the mail. Thank goodness for social nets!

So then plane. And layover. And plane. And layover. And plane. BLAM CASABLANCA! Simple 22 hour manoeuvre, no problem.

Stay the night in a hotel, lovely jubbly, no problems.

Then trains. And I only missed one stop! 6 hours and one stop passed is no problem. Casablanca --> Fez complete. There I met up with the research team (Liz, Paddy, and Jamie), ate some ice cream, went shopping at the supermarket, then off to Azrou.

First impressions: cold. There is snow on the ground (does Morocco know that it is, in fact, located in Africa?). Although the apartment is cold, the landlady and her husband are super warm and friendly. Hadija (this name may be amended in the future - I am not sure if this is correct) speaks a bunch of English, but her French is great. She's also trying hard to both fatten me up and teach me Moroccan Arabic, although given my brain's current state of nearly oatmeal, I'm not sure if her second plan will succeed.

Now to bed for me - have to get up in 7.5 hours for my first field day! Woot woot!!

Finally, closure.

It has been over 5 months since I've returned from my trip, and I still don't want to admit that it is over. For this reason I have been avoiding this post, as if avoidance of admission would send me back.

The day spent at the orangutan sanctuary was the last biological work completed during the trip. What a marvellous finish! Followed closely by a horrible end. It was so gut wrenching to leave the orangutans, knowing that I might never see another again. Of course, regret is no way to leave a place! I'll just have to run off to Borneo one day and live with the orange cousins!

Note: I wrote this ages ago, and only published it now. So it's not complete, but I don't remember what else I intended to say. *shrugs*

From anemones to zooxanthellae and everything in between...

Again, it has been ages since the last post. But! 'Tis my blog, and therefore ye readers must bear with me!!! When last you heard from me, I was on my way to Redang Island in the state of Terrenganu. Since then, I have played a significant amount of beach volleyball, been stung by a jellyfish, done a coral reef transect, been kept from sleep by a sea turtle, been SCUBA diving, contracted an ear infection, somehow broken my computer, written an 18 page paper in 48 hours with said computer difficulties, given a seminar about orangutan genetics, written a final exam, and, most importantly, have seen Batman - Dark Knight Rises. But that's just the bare facts.

More details, you ask? Why, I'd be glad to fill out my story for you. Be warned - it is longer than a barnacles manhood...

Elephants, tadpoles, and hyperactivity



So today was one of those weird days. Yep, weird just about sums it up. We went first thing to the elephant reserve at Kuala Gandah after a breakfast of fried noodles and white toast with margarine at the LUXURIOUS Hotel Jelai in Lipis. The elephants were so beautiful mum! We got to feed them, play with their trunks a bit, and even got to ride on one for a bit. It was quite touristy, but they were so gentle that I regret nothing. NOTHING!!! It was unfortunately also a very sad time - there were two young elephants residing at the centre because they had been attacked. One was missing a tail and some shoulder flesh due to a tiger attack, while another was missing a foot. Because of a snare. I was so angry. The farmers here still shoot at elephants (only some, of course - many others will call organizations to move the pachyderms into larger parks in Malaysia). 

Also, some tadpoles we were looking to release died. The scoop with the taddies - when doing our marine insect survey, we got a lot of tadpoles that we stuck into a waterbottle thinking we would release them into the stream later. Unfortunately, they were forgotten the only other time we went to the stream, so I decided to adopt them and carry the water bottle around with me, refreshing the water as often as I could, in hopes of releasing them at another stream. But we hadn't passed any! For three days I had these little fellows - one of which was actually growing legs. Unfortunately, while we were with the oliphants, they all died. Simultaneously, even. It was very very strange...and actually quite sad...anyway, MOVING ON FROM THE DEAD HERPS! 

Sorry little buddies...

After this - believe it or not - we got invited to a Malay wedding down the road of someone who worked at the centre. All fifteen of us in sweaty, sometimes less than modest clothing. That wasn't even the weird part. The weird part was that we were told to stand behind the wedding party - all of us - for photos. With the family of the marriage couple. Even though we were all strangers. While everyone took pictures.

It was weird...

BUT! We got to eat delicious food in the end, so I'm going to go ahead and say that all was worth it. Plus, the cool part is, we had to eat with our hands! BOOYEAH! It was great - there is a specific technique you have to use - scoop it up and push it into your mouth with your thumb. You have to be super careful, though - right hand only!!! The left is reserved for less than savoury purposes...

After that, we went to a biological diversity centre and I did my itfield expertise - a short presentation regarding a topic of the tropics. A tropic topic, if you will. I managed to do  without notes - a feat that nobody else has managed thusfar (I know, I know, I am a horrible brag...but DEAL WITH IT!)

Then hanging out in town, going to Pizza Hut and a store called (get this) The Store, where I stocked up on writing pens. All of mine have disappeared apparently. No idea how or why, but there ya go...I may have to do some undercover work...with my fists! BLAM SMACK BOOM!

Sorry about the violence -  the bus driver likes to watch martial arts movies and action thrill rides like The Transporter - I think it represents his dream job.

Tomorrow is 7 hours on a bus, then...ugh...Radang in Terengganu on the East Coast. Which is where we find SEA TURTLES!!!!!!!!!! AND SCUUUUBAAAAAAA!!!! Plus, we've officially crossed the country now!! WOOT WOOT! Can you say, "Mairin is officially well travelled?"

SIDENOTE: In terms of heat, you stop noticing after a while. I mean, you notice that it is hot and that you are sweating like a wildebeest, but you don't mind so much. You just deal with it. Does that make sense? Maybe? Okay, good. Plus, this way, I'll be cool and collected when I fly back to Canada directly to Ontario while my parents are sweltering. MWHAHAH! MY PLAN IS FLAWLESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's been a looong time

Hello again! In case you hadn't inferred, I have been without internet since Canada Day - that's July 1 for you non-Canuckers. This is because we are finally in the field!!! Doing SCIENCE and BIOLOGY and ECOLOGY and them MORE SCIENCE!! Because it's been so long and the days have been literally JAM PACKED with JAM I don't feel like I can really go into detail about all that I've done. We all know what that means: LIST TIME 

  • July 1
    • Tropical fruit farm baby! It was delicious. I tried durian (which, by the way, is incorrectly known as the King of Fruits by the locals. It smells like cow manure and tastes like fried onions mixed with mushroom soup. It should be called the Jester of Fruits - lying little toad). My favourites were rambutan, mangostein, cat's eye, fresh pineapple, dragonfruit, and, well, everything. Considering that the typical diet here is starch + fried tofu + rice or fried noodles 5 times - that's right, 5 - per day, the vitamin C was greatly appreciated. Oh, and a guy tried to sit in my lap on a bus. I had to growl at him to leave
    • We then went to a dim lit bar in a creepy part of Penang - it was remarkably smoky and full of men. No, seriously. We were the only women there! Kayla, Chris, Tim, Tannis and I played a game of pool using snooker cues on a snooker table. It took an hour and a half to finish one game. Good news is, I won. 
  • July 2 
    • The first day we left civilization - drove to a bird sanctuary/resort called Kuala Gula - all in all, saw a couple of sparrows. Most of the birds we saw were taxidermied...to be fair, the prime bird habitat was in the middle of the mangrove forest pools, so the expectations were reasonably low. BUT! We got totally excited because we saw some wild barnacles hanging out on a water pipe. Oh yeah, we are all cool kids here in Malaysia!
    • Saw my first monkey. Yes, this was a big deal!!! Cuties...longtailed macaques. If you don't believe me, wait until pictures get posted (maybe when I have a faster internet connection and more than half an hour)
    • Stopped for lunch and I had a delicacy - ABC. It's shaved ice with neopolitan icecream, two flavours of syrop, weird jellies, corn, and sweet beans. SO GOOD! I now want it all the time.
    • Arrived at the Matang mangrove to BUCKETS of rain. Upon seconds of stepping off of the bus, WHAMO!! Soaking wet. I didn't mind - it's warm rain! The Mangrove had a serious of boardwalks through the heavily protected forest - of course exploration came first! So there we were, soaking wet, running along slick boardwalks in bare feet, when it starts thundering. And also lightning. Quite of a bit of it. And quite close to us. As in, forget-the-counting-rule-just-run-back-to-shelter close.
  • July 3
    • We climbed a mountain - over a kilometer upwards. We mostly went up just to see how the trees changed with elevation, which was quite interesting, but very tiring.
    • Chris, a relatively reckless individual, ate a palm fruit. Which we later found out may have been toxic. Good work Chris, you have now cameoed in my blarugh. 
    • The best part of the day was the ride down. We got to hitch rides from the top down the twisting (literally twisted - imagine snakes and ladders at a 45° angle in an open Jeep going 30km/h. Wow. Was that ever cool! Indiana Jones, MOVE OVER!!!
    • By the way, lots of cool bugs. I love the bugs here. So many bugs. So much awesome.
  • July 4
    • Charcoal factory visit, fishing village visit...yep. Not a very exciting day. The charcoal factory was sleezy, the village filled of barefoot men sorting cockles from shrimp and gulpers. 
    • Sadly, the boatride back from the fishing village was the best part! We ride around in these open fishing ships:

    • Now imagine pouring rain while you sit in the open front. For half an hour. Have I mentioned how quickly it starts raining here? As in, it takes about 5 seconds to really get going?
    • Not that I'm complaining - if it rains enough, we get to see my lovely orange babies!!! FINGERS CROSSED!!!
  • July 5
    • We totally planted mangroves! I took three Rhizophora apiculata into the mud (deep deep mud with only buttress and knee roots to save us from a deep sinking doom.) There was quite a bit of splooshing and splashing about – I had fun, but most others seemed a bit put off by the whole thing. YEAH MUD!
    • Free time was the name of the game! AND FIDDLER CRABS!!! And last-minute-put-together presentations on aspects of the mangrove that affect bird, plant, or human populations. All in all, lots of BIOLOGY!
    • At night, Amila, Maryam, Kayla and I went for a boardwalkwalk. About 20m in, a loud rustling in the bushes gave us a bit of a spook. I think it was a water monitor lizard – either way, Amila and I became distracted by a pair of shining eyes further on the boardwalk. We kept going, leaving Maryam and Kayla behind. We found out later that they turned back. The shape was fuzzy, with a longish tail (it looked a bit like raccoon, but the eyes were too close together and there aren't any raccoons here anyway). Either way, my first response was “OH SNAP! A SLOW LORIS!” Turns out, it definitely wasn't, but I think it may have been anything from a possum to a civit cat. I don't really know...hard to say. I wish I could have seen it in the light. But I still hold - it was neat and I wish it was a loris. Just sayin'.
  • July 6 
    • The coolest part was tonight! We went out in a rented boat. To see fireflies!!! And guess what?! WE SAW THEM! It was amazing! Like Christmas treeees! All lit up and beautiful. Plus, I got to see new stars! How often does that happen! Including SCORPIO!!! WOWIE!!!!!!!!! Amila and Amarr showed me a bunch of new stuff, including these new stars, and taught me about their governmental system. Did you know that they have a rotating kingship that moves around five dudes, one from each state (I don't know either – maybe 5 Peninsular states? I dunno. GEOGRAPHY GO!) The guy now in power is on round 2. Democracy? Psshhhh....
    • I think we also went to the mall, but everything is fuzzy before the wee lighty uppy beetles - and who cares anyway? TESCO PALES IN COMPARISON TO SCIENCE!
  • July 7
    • We left the Matang mangrove, heading for a USM archaeology field station in Lenggong - apparently they found the Perak man here. What's this? Biology and Archaeology in the same place? COUNT ME IN!
    • There was cool archaeological stuff there, too! Like massive pelvic bones, stone tools, etc. So cool! I want to poke and prod them all – despite the bad that I know would come of it. Either way – tonight we had a lecture about bat diversity → just plain amazing! There is so much diversity!!! They have funky noses with neat rhino horns, indents, leaflets, tiny eyes, and giant ears! They are champions of nocturnal living! And fruit bats- they are just plain adorable. We also talked about small rodents, but this wasn't as interesting. Because let's face it - they aren't bats.
    • After the lecture, we went to a nearby park – Lata Kekabu to put down small rodent traps (Sherman traps and rat cage traps) with bits of banana. We also set up two harp traps for insectivorous bats. They look like they sound - strings of fishing wire set up in vertical lines above a catch bag. It cannot be healthy to fly into strings you can't see at high velocity, but in the end all of our bat friends were okay
  • July 8
    • Speaking of bat friends...BATS! AND HERPING! AND FROGGING! I loved it! I could frog every day forever maybe. I don't know at this point because I have yet to test this theory. The bats were cute as promised, of course. We ID'd them, measured them, and released them in the AM. I'm happy to say that I got bitten! YAHOO! No skin breaking, luckily, but I bear the scratches with pride. After all, the fellow was a frightening 5cm long with itty bitty teeth. (Photos to come - yes, I can photographically prove I was here!)
    • Anyway, frogging at night was just plain amazing – walking through the stream with my leech socks, water shoes, and quick dry zipoffs like a nerd, a very very happy nerd. I caught a big fat toad, two small poison tree frogs, and a small torrent frog (With Chris! We had to double team the little frogger! Essentially, he half caught it, it jumped onto me, I went for it, it jumped onto him, a quick snatch, a quicker hop, but in the end I snagged the guy.) Either way – I loved it, and hated it when we had to leave the river behind. Every time I pass a body of water now, I take a quick look for the wee amphibians.
  • July 9
    • TREE PROFILING! Basically, it was a game of "Let's go into the forest and estimate the height of trees in a 20x4m plot of land, ID the trees, measure their diameter and canopy size, and then draw a scientifically accurate diagram of the forest strata!" CAN YOU SAY FUN PARTY TIMES IN THE FOREST? Because I CAN!!!
    • Afterwards we were super hot and pretty much drenched in sweat...so the only real thing to do was to JUMP INTO THE RIVER! There was a beautiful cold waterfall nearby - it was so great! Clothes and all, in we went. 
  • July 10
    • I'm getting tired of this list. SO I'LL CONCISE IT UP!
    • CAVING
    • RAPPELLING DOWN EMPTY AIR
    • KAYAKING IN A LAKE
    • SHOWING UP BOYS IN KAYAK RACES - booyah booyah
    • FINALLY FINISHED "FEAST FOR CROWS" but have nobody to discuss juicy plot points with...please, people, read these books so I can talk to you about them.
  • July 11
    • Aquatic insect catch with Amarr and Maryam - cool stuff plus giant leeches. WOOT WOOT
    • Insect ID and preservation - I saved as many as I could (by secretly smuggling them into the tadpole jar after counting), but we still killed quite a few insects by dropping in EtOH. Why didn't they tell us that we had to kill them all?!??! Curse those deceiving entomologists...
    • But I still love bugs - which, by the way, are remarkably awesome here! On that note, I had a pet female rhinocerous beetle this night. She hung out on my sleeve. For hours. It was awesome. I want one to keep forever.
    • Anyway, nightime bug collection with a great big light - I smuggled out a few survivors here too, but got STUNG BY ONE OF THE BUGS I SAVED! Can you believe it? Dirty rotten giant wasps...just when you think you can trust them they go and stick their pointy behinds right in your butt. *Sigh*
  • July 12
    • In the morning, bug ID and subsequent release of those that made it through the night
    • I got to pin a bunch of bugs that died. It was fun, and I realized that I missed pinning. Plus, I got to learn how to spread Lepidoptera on a dead moth. By the by, spreading is when you open the wings for viewing - it has to be done when the bug is fresh and not yet brittle.
    • Only one drawback – a beetle that was brought to me “dead” that I pinned and spread turned out to be slightly less than advertised. Its legs started twitching an hour into my spreading of its wings. It was not pleasant. I put it into the jar with ether (killing jar) for ~10 minutes, it stopped moving and breathing, so I pulled it out and put the wings back into spread position. No problem. When I glanced over an hour later, and it started twitching again. Again to the jar. Again with the twitching. Poor guy - it took a half hour turn in the ether before he had given up the ghost. On the bright side, I got to keep the specimen and he is beautiful - but comes with a horrible story.
    • Then on to a palm plantation - where I am now - where we are staying in a hotel. That's right. We are being spoiled rotten!!! Thus, the internet. I may not have it again for another week, but you will all have to deal with it! 
    • MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

Lectures and culture and junk

Hello all! Today is mostly to share photos, but at the same time I know that I want to let you know about what I'm up to first! An overview of the past 2 days in the form of a CHECKLIST! *so efficient* See some other posty thing in the photos tab (if I can figure that out) for the pics.

Yesterday

  1. Went out for roti (naan bread) breakfast across the street, and accidentally ate dessert first in the form of iced mango. Have I mentioned yet that they don't have distinction between breakfast, lunch, or dinner? What you eat at one meal you eat at another. The first day here we had curried boiled eggs, spicy noodles, KFC style chicken, and prawn shrimp served up. Needless to say we were shocked and slightly embarrassed at the fact that nobody really wanted to eat it. The food we expected to have for breakfast was actually dessert, and what was meant to be breakfast felt more like dinner. Our stomachs are just going to have to deal!
  2. Because it took us so long to get out of the place, we were late for our first class. Like CHAMPIONS! Luckily, everything here runs on "Malay time", which is directly translated as "Meh, who even cares."
  3. First lecture! TREES! And stuff. And ecology. And how tropical forests are things which are here. And how. 
  4. A scheduled discussion on our assignment work was cancelled, so after 12:30 we had off for the rest of the day. What did we do? So glad you asked! We hopped on a bus and went to the Queensbay mall. What were we expecting? Good question! Dreams of cheap knockoff clothes, neato small shops, cheap electronics (you know, the works) filled our tourist heads. What we got was Le Chateau, Forever 21...to sum up, I spent the evening wandering blank-eyed, wishing I was in the bush. I found a kindred spirit in Kayla. We devoted a large chunk of time to finding some authentic food, choosing to skip the TGI Fridays that attracted the others.
  5. On our way back to USM (Universiti Sains Malaysia, where we're current located), three buses passed us by without stopping for so much as a how-do-you-do. "Teksi" it was! Luckily, it was only RM5 or $1.75 each. 
  6. Sleeping. After the Indonesian karaoke downstairs stopped. Wowza, it was loud, and off key, and loud. And late. And loud...
Today
  1. More abnormality - ate spiced noodles for breakfast, but they wanted to feed me prawns. Then I threw vodka (smuggled onto campus - it's illegal to have alcohol in the school grounds) in the nostrils of the chef, laughed at his lack of height, and fed his eyebrows to my pet orangutan.* He burped up hairballs. It was great.
  2. Then, a bus! To Georgetown, north of the university with a group of Public Health students from the University of S. Florida. Those lucky jerks - they weren't even phased by the weather. We did a world religions walk, interrupted by the best Indian food I have ever eaten in my life! The coolest part is that you eat with your hand, your right specifically (no need to go into what the left hand is used for). Then we were off to Little India! We took on full acceptance of our burden as tourists! There were dozens of Chinese temples, mosques, a Hindu temple, and a Pentacostal church thrown in for kicks. I also heard that there was a Jewish cemetery nearby, too! It was so weird, expecting tension but not picking up on any. Good work Malaysia, five stars. ✪✪✪✪✪
    In lieu of visiting the Penang museum (apparently rather boring), a bunch of girls and I went and got some mahendi/henna on our hands. The artist was amazing, doing each one in about 7 minutes or so just out of her head. Imagination? Yes, yes indeed. I can't imagine what it must be like to have this done for your wedding! Sitting still...for hours...sounds awful to me!
*Warning: do not attempt at home. 

As point #4, going to a night market, is yet to come, I'll leave it untouched until maybe tomorrow, or even the day after. Who knows?! Might as well get as much up here as I can before the internet goes the way of the dodo. 

But I do have some bad news - we might not be able to visit the orangutan sanctuary. There's been a dry spell here, and the sanctuary is on an island which is unreachable unless it really begins to pour. If you know a rain dance, please, for me, get that groove going.